idk lmao

Samantha; low key trash; product of the universe
mangocianamarch: ““happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians ” REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE ”
treesandstix: “ nokiabae: “ Carrie Bradshaw been knowing about the civil rights and freedoms altered by state surveillance ” Queen of NSA exposure ”
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trait: “ this is my life summed up in one conversation ”

kinghispaniola:

violent-choices:

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

Pure

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neo-soulless: “ This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children ”

When u see a titty

sarkhan-volkswagen:

image

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shutupweasley:

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

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shittyidea:

Birds with butt cheeks

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corporateaccount:

i cant believe what walkie talkies are called

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starism:

i love stranger things! the way things just [clenches fist] get fuckin stranger

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